June 2012
To be honest, I will always have a thing for you.
pricksatmywindow:
at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
I really want to talk to you.
terezi-owns2:
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
What if I told you I have feelings for you?
boy: hi
girl: i have a boyfriend
boy: i said hi not suck my dick
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
extraordin-mary:
opeitschris:
Not So Different...
Is that a phone in your pocket?
808asian:
duuhshiet:
asdfghjkljulie:
lolzpicx:
Because dat ass is calling me
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA .omg. dead.
LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! oh sh*t….
LOL
kfcrage:
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA
I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET
Time passed. Things changed.
Everything feels wrong, but I don't know how to...
me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
me:
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
Watchdo-you-have-a-flag:
“Shine your shoes, wipe your… face”
the best part of the entire franchise
a person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
them: look
me: i saw that already
